You can't make this stuff up - the Thurs June 9th edition

Me: Lauren, you have one more minute until naptime. 
Lauren: I want 5 minutes!
Me:  You may have one more minute or you can come right now.  I need you to make a choice and answer me.
Lauren (still pretty calmly...):  I don't like you Mommy.  Will you please go run away like a sheep?

Thankfully I was upstairs and she was in the basement so she didn't see me cracking up!!!